Polly Shannon
Nude

Her mom writes children’s TV shows, but Polly Shannon has had a very grown-up career. Born in Kingston, Ontario, Canada, Polly grew up performing in stage productions and started modeling at age 13. Her modeling career brought her all over the world, and after taking assignments in New York, Tokyo, and London, Polly finally made her way to the small screen. She got her start in Catwalk (1992), a series about a struggling rock band. When Polly made her film debut the following year in Love & Human Remains (1993), she flashed her lovely, small breasts, but she only showed up long enough to get murdered in the opening scenes. That was the death of Mr. Skin! Polly got better, though, and made it hard for us to lose our erections in The Hunger (1997), in which she showed us her pert nips, and in Hard to Forget (1998), in which she really gave (and came) her all in a simulated sex scene. Then she showed up as a kinky college gal majoring in group sex in the daring Harvard Man (2001). And, in tribute to her Canadian heritage, Polly wanted our testicles cracking when she walked around in her underwear in the hokey comedy Men with Brooms (2002). She also let a lucky guy suck on her sacks in Lie With Me (2005). We’d love to lie with Polly! Some of her more recent credits include Rookie Blue (2011) and Less Than Kind (2012). It’s less than kind that Polly still hasn’t gone full-frontal, but we’ll give her a second chance!